I got called out, and I was found lacking.

So Brian Mark, the Nerd God, sent me a link to a Nerd Quiz, and he expected me to be a bigger nerd. I am humbled* in the nerd community now and might have to report for re-education. Hopefully my employers won't find out before my upcoming performance review.

{* In my defense, I must go on the record stating that I feel the quiz did not take into account my own special type of "nerdom". I am a nerd of many stripes, and many quirks, and I believe I transcend standardized tests such as these.}