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SuperMonkeyX is proud to present our newest feature, Jared's Thought of the Day!

In case you are wondering, up until recently, Jared worked with SuperMonkeyX's alter ego [NAME DELETED DUE TO SECRET IDENTITY CLAUSE]. He is an insightful man, as you will see in the series known as Jared's Thought of the Day.

In honor of Jared's departure:

Create Your Own Jared's Unofficial Thought of the Day! Flash is required.

Behold the JTOD Massive UPDATE:

Remember, when you are swallowed up to your armpits by an alliagtor, bite him on the nose.
Kick his ass, Sea-Bass.
Bah-Hah-Ooo
The more you let her wear the pants, the easier it is to get them off.
Behold the JTOD for 12-07-02:

It wicked hurts when you shack-wackle your dilly!
Alternate Version

Behold the JTOD for 11-27-02:

Sticks over twists; Better salt to pretzel ratio.

Behold the JTOD for 11-25-02:

I am a Bronze Adonis!

Behold the JTOD for 11-08-02:

Just because a knife is somewhat ornate, you should not assume it's Klingon.

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